slimy creatures

Well i have the best flatmate ever Bjoggi aka Hamburgerass. He is a loyal , funnie, crazy, funky there should be no question that i treasure him. But sometimes he does stuff i dont get. Like for instance his photoserie of spiders and other creatures he come across at work and elsewere. So there i sat and were watching one of the serie, and there was vthis slimy creapi thing looked like a hybird of a snail and a thousundleg. Using all my muscel´s in the face to show my feelings for this thing, and asked if he took that photo at work. No he said, this is our bathroom. No i said it cant be, and i said it many times to give him a change to say that. Then i had to come to terms and face the facts. So then my next question were if he had killed or captured it. And then i he said no, there was no time............ HHHHMMMMMMM i got quite opset, since he had time to take coupel of pictuers of it.... Shame on you Bjoggi